I was driving home from my parents tonight and I notice flashing lights behind my car. I pull off the highway into one of those accident reporting site, swearing about what I did. I had no idea how fast I was going or how long those lights were flashing. Then I notice there is another car behind me. I was good and waited for the officer to go to the first car and then to mine.

“Are you OK?”

“Ya, I just didn’t know who you were pulling over.”

“Oh, him, not you. Be careful getting back on the highway.”

Ya, I’m dumb.

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