I saw experienced some metal last night. I was lured into the suburbs to see some local metal bands. It wasn’t any of this nu-metal whiny shit. This was I can’t undertstand a word this guy is saying, spiked armbands metal. I feel so hardcore now.
My car is not as hardcore, it barely survived the night. First, I noticed the tiny little crack in my windshield had spread the width of my windshield. I expected that to eventually happen. Then on the way home from metal, the check engine light came on. Damn you car, you’re doing this because I almost have you paid off. So car is spending some time in the suburbs so it can get some new glass and fixing. I rarely use my car during the week but now I’m worried that I will need it for some reason.
Another hardcore thing- My landlord. My furnace has been making a huge Boom noise when it turns on. It’s been doing it more lately so I figured I should find the landlord because exploding furnace is a bad way to die. A little Fight Club-esque but but still not cool. So I find landlord shoveling the walk and tell him. He comes upstairs and hits the furnace with a wrench a few times and it starts to work! All the pilot lights weren’t working, some were dusty. Why is he hardcore? 1. Because he had a large wrench in his pocket for no reason. 2. Because he can hit things and make them work.