I’ve been so busy, I haven’t had time to write a snotty holiday entry.
So a little late, this was my holiday week:
-retail hell (both shopping and working)
-ugly Xmas sweater contest
-having some guy buy my ugly Xmas sweater off me at a bar. I made $17!
-packages arriving late
-hiding from a high school boyfriend
- killing Jews Oh wait thats not until spring.
-talking strip clubs with my cousin and brothers at Xmas dinner
-Santa on a boat?
-lots of taco dip
-even more alcohol. flavored martinis and mimosas in particular
-Fluffybadbad!
-getting punched by a 7 year old in boxing gloves and a tutu(i’ll have to put up a pic of this)
-drag kings singing ICP Xmas songs
-not wanting to go back to work :(
And today was shopping for a New Years Eve dress. I want something fancy and not what I would usually wear. Sequins, ruffles, feathers, I’m down for whatever the stores can throw at me. I got cranky after wandering State street so I will have to continue my search tomorrow at some nice resale shops.
Just think, soon enough you will see me!
Again!
Don’t worry, killing Jews is a year-round activity. Instead of dragging them behind your car you gotta drag them behind your snomobi–AURRRGHHHHHHHHH*lighting*