Holidays, I’m officially done with you! I attended my work holiday party this weekend. It was at a popular, overcrowded club. I was sick and couldn’t drink and generally feeling socially awkward. After a few hours I wanted to bail and go somewhere fun but drunk coworkers wouldn’t pick a bar and everyone ended up going home.
I wore the same shoes I wore on New Years and I fell again. I’m done with you too, shoes.
So instead of a “what I learned this year”, how about “my favorite things I got this year”
- a graduate degree (why don’t I have a picture of my diploma?)
-a Build-a-Bear.
- a new job (even though I bitch about it constantly)
- TMX Elmo!
-an air conditioner for my room. Mmm..not melting in the summer.
- FluffyBadBad
He’s awesome and will bite you!
- an assortment of naughty toys. My favorite has “Be Gentle” inscribed on it.
Ok, and how about “what I predict to be my favorite things in 2007″?
-a LSW license
-a better job
- a car that’s really mine and not the bank’s
-my own apartment
-a better relationship with my motorcycle(s). Better than falling on my leg.
-kickboxing skills
-a hella mad tattoo that will cover my back
-Or super sexy corset piercings/microdermals (not even sure if what I want is possible)
-my new size 5 ass (hahaha)
-my new understanding that stability has nothing to do with a house, children, marriage or income.
Or super sexy corset piercings/microdermals (not even sure if what I want is possible): *smiles wanely*
my new understanding that stability has nothing to do with a house, children, marriage or income.: Where’d you get that silly idea?
forgot to turn off the italics
shit, turn off!
stupid HTML. offoffOFF!!!
You are retarded.
i am coming to eat you