My cousin from Alabama and 2 of his coworkers are staying with my older brother while working in Illinois for a few weeks. My cousin does some union, manual labor type job and according to my mom, drinks a lot. These two things seem to go hand in hand.
So last night cousin and his coworkers go out drinking. Cousin and 1 coworker lose 2nd coworker sometime after midnight. They figure he picked up a girl and leave for my brother’s house. Around 3am, everyone goes to sleep and my brother locks the front door. At 6am, there is a knock at the door. The police are standing outside with the 2nd coworker. A neighbor saw the coworker in my brother’s driveway and called the police. My brother says it’s OK, he knows him and tells him to go inside. The cops say “I don’t know if you want him inside, he’s covered in shit”
The neighbors called the cops because he was trying to use my brother’s driveway as a toilet. My brother tells the guy to get cleaned up and the police leave, not even bothering to wait until my brother closes the door to start laughing.
Later in the day, the coworker remembers nothing of the incident. He says he came back and the door was locked so he went to sleep in his truck. He was still hiding out in the basement when I came over for dinner.
I can’t wait to go to Alabama!