I wanted to write a snotty entry about Sheryl Crow suggesting people only use 1 square of toilet paper in the bathroom but then the bitch goes and says she was joking. She still got yelled at for touching Karl Rove. Maybe because he heard about the toilet paper thing.
More ways I know summer is on its way:
I got a ticket for parking on the wrong side of the street during street cleaning days. I remembered to park on the correct side of the street last week and they never came through so I forgot this week. So I have a $50 introduction to summer.
Also, no one will shut up about the cicadas. I barely remember them when they were here last. I vaguely recall the cicadas jumping(falling?) onto me while I was walking and my friends telling me that if you touch them while they are on a tree, they would bite you.
I’m hoping they won’t be as much of a problem in the cement jungle. A bunch of people have told me to make sure my dog doesn’t eat them but she is scared of everything. I’m pretty sure she would sooner pee on them out of fear than eat them.
Yay summer.