I was coughing so much at work today that the CEO called me from his office down the hall to make sure I am OK. I have a hard time convincing people that I am getting better but my colds take a very predictable pattern, ending with violent coughing fits. This is the part where I stare at the cold medicine aisle for a 2nd time hoping in the last 3 days some new magic medicine I can take has come out. There is none I can take, I get something with DM in the title indicating it will stop my coughing long enough for me to feel my heart pound in my chest in angry response to my medication choice.
I went to Kuma’s last night with a big group. They were pretty awesome to us and the big mess of a burger was the first real food I’ve eaten in days. That must mean I’m feeling better! I’m told I get to pick the restaurant next month. I’m thinking something with trannies.
I’m told only virgins can tame unicorns.