It takes a strong ego to clothes shop with a big ass.
I tried to find a New Years Eve dress tonight. Something a little dressy but not sparkly like I did last year.
Why dress shopping sucks this year:
Trapeze dresses
The model doesn’t even look good in this dress. I tried on one, thought I looked like I belong in a 70′s sci-fi movie, made some raygun noises in the mirror and changed.
Jewel dresses
I’m excited about wearing real jewelry with my dress, I don’t need you to bedazzle it for me. A lot of the extra large “jewels” are placed around necklines which are not good for making the dress cover boobies. Unlike girl in picture, I like to have some parts clothed.
That covers most of the dresses so now all that’s left is
ugly prints 
and weird ruffled dresses
I would rather not look like I belong on a shelf in a 7 year old’s room.