Friday I saw Co-ed Prison Sluts with friends. It was just as funny as I remembered it being 10 years ago. It’s run has been extended, it shows every Friday so go see it. I slap my ass at you!
Saturday I made lots of penis shaped cookies for my friend’s bachelorette party. I made one of the cookies XL and wrote the friend’s fiance’s name on it with icing. He saw it and was slightly horrified. I made goodie bags for the party with fake jewelry, pink shot glasses, cookies and other random things. This is as girly as I get. This friend is having a simple wedding, not making anyone wear stupid dresses, do the Electric Slide, eat bad chicken or any of the other that brides like inflicting on people. I appreciate this and show my appreciation by feeding her drinks that have “ball” in the name and trying to get her to wear a tiara.

these are not “penis shaped cookies”.
these are “COCKIES”
you’re the alt-Martha Stewart.